Have you seen TextFromDog.com yet? We’ve got ten hilarious conversations from the site, because you can’t have enough dog behavior in crappy-roommate-text form.

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Nothing’s more cliche for the “badass” author photo than a bookish person awkwardly wearing a leather jacket. We piled up twenty of them for you.

Tonight’s Cardinals-Marlins matchup kicks off the non-Tokyo-Dome MLB season, and we’re celebrating with the ten most bizarre first pitches of baseball history. Be sure to let us know if you can tell what sign that giant parrot is giving Charlie Brown.

Jest proudly presents these porn stars from Vivid Entertainment and their relevant, insightful points about Rick Santorum. Because who knows more about adult entertainment, the people who work in it or a former Senator?

We’re excited to feature WhiteWhine.com on Jest today, with ten of its very best whines in one place. Just click through and—ugh, why isn’t it opening immediately?

You’re about to watch Kansas play Kentucky for the national championship? Well we collected ten semi-celebrities watching and actually attending games much lamer than that.

New Jest Collection: “10 Insane Self-Published Books”

See the literary accomplishments of ten people who didn’t let being absolutely crazy prevent them from publishing their own books.

New Jest Original: “The Masters Are Boring”

Enjoy this taste of all the sports excitement you can look forward to when March Madness ends.

New Jest Collection: “7 Foul Ball Gold Gloves”

You didn’t get up at 6am Eastern time to watch Major League Baseball this morning (who would?) but still want a foul-ball-catch fix? This one’s for you.

“Gotham City Finally Gets A Tourism Ad”

Experience the colorful criminals and Bat Signal-y nights of a Pure Gotham vacation.