Jest

The Onion scooped all the search terms in Mitt Romney’s Google history, including “average wife lifespan”, “blood on a child”, and “tensile strength of dog skin”.

This year they’re all going as “adorbzzzzzzz”.

all the children will be so disappointed…

You’ve seen this amazing Dog Shaming Tumblr, right? Hurry up and get on that if you haven’t.

See the best of this new Tumblr dedicated to bad dogs who deserve to be punished severely because…oh, we just can’t stay mad at you.

See the Internet yank baby teeth out with everything from model rockets to puppies.

The 1D song “One Thing”, covered by the all-canine boy band “Pup Direction”? Yeah, sold.

Here’s your Internet interview show of the day, with the following guests:

Dachshund! Crab! Only one can win this interspecies standoff…but then we all win because it’s so cute.

How good is this guy at teaching drumming? He taught his dog how to rock out. Yeah, where’s your excuse not to take lessons now?