He’s usually on Watching-For-Aliens Duty.
FAIL. A glitch caused the entire San Diego Fourth of July fireworks display to launch at all at once! Garden State Fireworks, who put on the San Diego show, released an apology statement disclosing that the whole show launched in 15 seconds!
Ever wonder how many fireworks you could stuff into one video playlist? We did, and now we know how many (answer: a f**kton).
If you can only vote for one mayor, vote for Tom Corrigan, the mayor who knows this 4th of July is more important than roads and schools.
Bacon boat ahoy! That and nine other ships made of food are here to get you in the right mood for patriotically overeating tomorrow.
Denis Leary made a new song for the Fourth of July, and don’t worry, he’s still the same old Asshole.
Ever heard the director’s commentary for 4th of July fireworks? They’ll tell you which end-of-show firework is “the panty dropper”.