All we know is we’re voting for Obamney.
It’s not too late to “score” a guitar made in China signed by Kid Rock and Paul Ryan!
It’s like how China makes the iPhones, but those poor Apple Store employees have to sell them.
They’d complain about American-made products too, if there were any.
Let’s hope he’s towering over a baby elephant.
So, that one Justin Bieber cover you like? It’s not nearly as good as this Chinese man riding a cow while singing “Baby”.
See why Stephen Colbert says “Asians are the new Mexicans”, and check out his plans to keep them out of America with a “Super Awesome Wall Of China” [better name pending].
Watch this Fake News Prank and see how gullible New Yorkers really are. (They really believed that Germany invaded Poland today? Really?)